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   <title>SPEAK UP...</title>
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   <description><![CDATA[<strong><span style="color: blue">I JUST RECEIVED THIS IN ME INBOX.. and dont wanna be a grumpy old folk so am sharing with you ALL&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="Smilies/wink.png" style="vertical-align: middle" alt="" /><br /><br /> <img src="Smilies/sad.png" style="vertical-align: middle" alt="" /> FODDER FOR THORT and as the sender says ''It is time for us grumpy old folk of Britain to speak up!''</span></strong><br /><br />
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 <div class="win quotebody"><span style="font-size: 16px;">And another thing...<br /><br />Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. <br />They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out. <br />They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance. <br />Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them. <br />A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose. <br />They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counseling, pool and education. <br />Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request. <br />Private, secure rooms for all, with an&nbsp;&nbsp;exercise outdoor yard, with&nbsp;&nbsp;gardens. <br />Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls. <br />There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to. <br /><br />The "criminals" would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. <br />Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. <br />Live in a tiny room and pay £900.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.&nbsp;&nbsp; <br />Justice for all we say. <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />AND... <br />------------------------------------------------------------------------&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="Smilies/undecided.png" style="vertical-align: middle" alt="" /><br /><img src="Smilies/cravva.gif" style="vertical-align: middle" alt="" /> HOLY COWS! <br />Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a <br />single cow, born in Bourne almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Lincolnshire? <br />And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. <br />But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. <br /><img src="Smilies/cravva.gif" style="vertical-align: middle" alt="" /> Maybe we should give each of them a cow. <br />------------------------------------------------------------------------&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="Smilies/grin.png" style="vertical-align: middle" alt="" /><br /> <br />THE 10 COMMANDMENTS <br /> <br />The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or Parliament, is this -<br /><br />You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians ..... It creates a hostile work environment. <br /> <br />------------------------------------------------------------------------&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="Smilies/tongue.png" style="vertical-align: middle" alt="" /><br /> Also;<br /><br />Think about this ... If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!<br /><br />It is time for us grumpy old folk of Britain to speak up!<br /><br />I just did&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></div>

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   <pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 17:45:50</pubDate>
   <dc:creator>Luvitsa</dc:creator>
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   <title>GOTTA POT TO PISS IN?</title>
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   <description><![CDATA[<strong>Where did Piss Poor come from?</strong><br /><br /><br />Interesting History<br /><br /><br />They used to use urine to tan animal skins, <br />so families used to all pee in a pot <br />&amp; then once a day it was taken &amp; Sold to the tannery . . . <br /><br /><span style="color: blue"><strong>if you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor"</strong> </span><br /><br /><br />But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't<br />even afford to buy a pot . . . <br /><br /><span style="color: blue"><strong>they "didn't have a pot to piss in" &amp; were the lowest of the low.</strong></span>]]></description>
   <pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 18:17:04</pubDate>
   <dc:creator>Luvitsa</dc:creator>
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   <title>HUGE HOUSE GUESTS! DO NOT LOOK!</title>
   <link>http://whatsonbulgaria.eu/expatsforum/Blah.pl?m-1282071889/</link>
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   <description><![CDATA[<span style="font-size: 16px;">ok first i will show you the cute photo of today!&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="Smilies/grin.png" style="vertical-align: middle" alt="" /><br /><br />WHY?<br /><br /><span style="color: blue">to give you time to</span> <span style="color: red"><strong>NOT SCROLL DOWN!</strong></span></span><br /><br />so the 1st photo is the teeniest of the latest kittens...<br /><br />who jest decided to have a little cat nap while eating!<br /><br /><span style="color: blue"><strong>THE NEXT FOTO</strong></span><br /><br /><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 18px;">REMEMBER DONT SCROLL DOWN IF YUR ARACHNAPHOBIC!</span></span>]]></description>
   <pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 20:04:49</pubDate>
   <dc:creator>Luvitsa</dc:creator>
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   <title>CLEAN'ish HUMOR... not!</title>
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   <description><![CDATA[Here's a little “CLEAN” humour with a good moral ..... <br /><br /> <br /><br /><span style="font-size: 16px;"><strong>The Pastor's Ass </strong></span><br /><br />A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. <br /><br />The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race <br /><br />again, and it won again. <br /><br />The local paper read: <br /><br />PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. <br /><br />The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor <br /><br />not to enter the donkey in another race.. <br /><br />The next day, the local paper headline read:&nbsp;&nbsp; <br /><br />BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. <br /><br />This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid <br /><br />of the donkey.. <br /><br />The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby Convent.. <br /><br />The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: <br /><br />NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. <br /><br />The Bishop fainted! <br /><br />He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she <br /><br />sold it to a farmer for $10. <br /><br />The next day the papers read: <br /><br />NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. <br /><br />This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the <br /><br />donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. <br /><br />The next day the headlines read: <br /><br />NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. <br /><br />The Bishop was buried the next day. <br /><br />The moral of the story is .... <br /><br />Being concerned about public opinion can <br /><br />bring you much grief and misery. It can even shorten your life... <br /><br />..So be yourself and enjoy life to the fullest. <br /><br />Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and <br /><br />you'll be a lot happier and live longer! <br /><br />Have a nice day! <br /><br />And remember... sharing is caring!]]></description>
   <pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 06:05:57</pubDate>
   <dc:creator>Luvitsa</dc:creator>
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   <title>WOT an ASS!</title>
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   <description><![CDATA[<span style="font-size: 18px;"><span style="font-style: italic;">oh what an ass, thats a one way road!</span><br /><br /><img class="imgcode" src="http://suzi.bg/image/wott_an_ass!.jpg" alt="" /> now if i were to do that... i'd get a wopping fine!&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="Smilies/grin.png" style="vertical-align: middle" alt="" /><br /><br /><img class="imgcode" src="http://suzi.bg/image/the_invisible_man!.jpg" alt="" /> not much theft, if any, in this neck o the dense pine forests, howevers either someone stole the man in the boots, or we seeing a real live invisible man <img src="Smilies/MSN/eh1.gif" style="vertical-align: middle" alt="" /><br /><br /><img class="imgcode" src="http://suzi.bg/image/the_fields.jpg" alt="" /> the hot slog in the fields... time to take meself off to market methinks! <img src="Smilies/luvitsa1.gif" style="vertical-align: middle" alt="" /><br /><br /><img class="imgcode" src="http://suzi.bg/image/tortoise!.jpg" alt="" /> hey, someone sent a spy to check if i'm really working!<br /><br /><img class="imgcode" src="http://suzi.bg/image/oh_my!.jpg" alt="" /> oh my! the tax inspector dont look all too happy with me today!&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="Smilies/shock.png" style="vertical-align: middle" alt="" /><br /><br /><img class="imgcode" src="http://suzi.bg/image/hay_there!.jpg" alt="" /> hay there... this is the same geezer who wanted to swap his steed for me <img class="imgcode" src="http://4x4inbulgaria.com/image/hiluxsurf4x4_1991.jpg" alt="" /> 4x4! well, if he throws in the new baby, i mite jest well reconsider his generous offer! <img src="Smilies/MSN/giddyup.gif" style="vertical-align: middle" alt="" /><br /><br /><img class="imgcode" src="http://suzi.bg/image/herd_me!.jpg" alt="" /> oh simply deliteful eh&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="Smilies/wink.png" style="vertical-align: middle" alt="" /><br /><br /><img class="imgcode" src="http://suzi.bg/image/a_little_birdie!.jpg" alt="" /> a little birdie told me a secret today... am i telling?&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="Smilies/huh.png" style="vertical-align: middle" alt="" /></span>]]></description>
   <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:44:37</pubDate>
   <dc:creator>Luvitsa</dc:creator>
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